On the fifth week of New Com Tech, my tutor gave to me.

He gave to me this task of finding (or alternatively dubiously procuring) a series of pictures that represent the various words he's provided me with. One picture per word.

Lets see how I go.

Friends

What can I say? They look like they're a group of young individuals who are enjoying life, and more importantly in this specific example - enjoying life together.










High Tech

Hell yeah. The first thing that came to my head was that whole realm of micro-science technology. Computer chips and overtly complicated wiring with that innovative, creative looking twist.

But fuck that - this is a toilet.

And really it's a good example of advanced technology. Technology is essentially becoming an infestation of comfort. We don't need all these extra technical functions on a toilet. The function of a thunder box is to collect and dispose of your persistent human waste. The comfort infestation I'm talking about is placing all those toilets with electric seat warmers, stereo systems and intricate water fountain features. >_>

It's an infection!

News

So it'd really be -more- appropriate to have a picture of a modem. But I'm still currently, and blindly might I add, choosing to believe that -most- of the worlds population are first and foremost informed by television.

So yes, look - it's a satellite!







Summer

Summer - Heat - Get it? >_>

Well, realistically it was probably released in the summer.

But still. Heat.











Unconventional














So for this one I decided to use an example of my own work. I had a character I once created an avatar for who had a glass eye. I went through several stages of creating that glass eye, and -eventually- I decided to do something 'unconventional', aha! I created this symbol above, and incorperated it into the image, among other rigorous procedures, to be the actual 'iris' for his glass eye. Turned out like this.


University life

-Ha-.

Yeah, bad narcotics jokes aside.

I was looking for a picture of a bearded man sitting in front of a computer screen. One of those caricatures showing the depravity of the computer-reliant junkie.

But I failed. So look - all uni students become addicted to meth!


Well that'll do it for this week. If anyone knows where I live, please bring by either food or money. Or crystal meth, preferably.

Movie quote for the day is as follows: "If there's a hole in the Ozone layer, how come I can't see it?"